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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

juminaji:

DIONNE (Clueless 1995)

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

That person who followed you since you were a newbie and up to now, and they’re still following you.

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skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

Jessica Lange - Life On Mars
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docmario:

bussykiller:

Life on Mars (feat. Jessica Lange) | American Horror Story Cast

[Extended Studio Released Version]

youngblackandvegan:

mangomamita:

where is his oscar

cold world

esroe:

H̲̝̜̫͝e̮̜̭͙̺͘y҉̗̗̩̥ ͖̠Y̴̻̹̩̫̝o̷̫u̬͓̦͉͢T̴͓u̠̻̙̤̬̯b̥͈̜͔e҉͙͈͚̣,͍̘̱̞͇͢ ͝i̠͈͝ț̨̞̩’̖̬͜s͖̭͎͈̮̝ ̣͔̹̫M̮̻̭͓̯oŕ̜̩t̲e͏̲̭ͅm̱͓3͕̥̪r̶͈.͎̹̠

esroe:

H̲̝̜̫͝e̮̜̭͙̺͘y҉̗̗̩̥ ͖̠Y̴̻̹̩̫̝o̷̫u̬͓̦͉͢T̴͓u̠̻̙̤̬̯b̥͈̜͔e҉͙͈͚̣,͍̘̱̞͇͢ ͝i̠͈͝ț̨̞̩’̖̬͜s͖̭͎͈̮̝ ̣͔̹̫M̮̻̭͓̯oŕ̜̩t̲e͏̲̭ͅm̱͓3͕̥̪r̶͈.͎̹̠

caskisses:

when you see this, do at least 2 of the following:

  • drink some water
  • take a few deep breaths
  • stretch

and don’t forget to

  • eat, if you haven’t already
  • sleep, if you need to
  • take your medication, if you have any

please remember that you’re important and loved, ok, you’re amazing

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