What a totally normal non pagan garden we have here
Tower hill gardens, Massachusetts
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
I am so amused.
oh god, it´s back
I just love it that this motherfucking adorable bastard has no idea that he just turned himself into a fucking meme
i dont want a boyfriend just to fuck (unless i really really like him and vice versa) i want one so we can be massive dorks together,
- watching dumb shows and movies together
- buying junk at 3am and just talking
- cute little kissing
- passionate kissing
- deep conversations
- dumb dates that cost like 20 bucks tops
- did i mention im starved for cuddles
- playing games and kicking each others ass, having little bets like the loser has to kiss the winner or shout dinner
- CUDDLING UNDER THE STARS
- making very very dumb embarrassing couple jokes
- see how far we can go with making the other blush in public
- cute nicknames
- weird nicknames
- switching outfits
- sleeping til 2pm
- cosplaying together
- just pretty much enjoying each others company
just, relationships man, i really want one, i need someone to just hold close to me. id do the whole hugging thing as much as possible to my friends if it wasnt weird to them and made them uncomfortable…. im a very touchy person
- Platonic reassuring shoulder/arm/hand grabbing
- Platonic tight, meaningful hugs
- Platonic late-night deep conversations that end in at least one person holding back tears or sobbing
- Platonic sleeping in the same bed
- Platonic forehead touches
- Platonic staring into each other’s eyes like the other person is the world
- Platonic CUDDLES
SUPER CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS
EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS
what the actual FUCK
I wish I could even be shocked
Just gonna keep reblogging this
this is the biggest crock of fucking bullshit i’ve ever fucking seen FUCK
“but why didn’t you go to the hospital?”
yeah the medical system in the usa is so fucking expensive. hosptial stays are at least 1,000 per day mininum and.
~the aspie one
Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.
He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”
Imagine your icon not actually being the person you thought they were, but instead an eldritch entity of pure evil who for some reason based its corporal form off of them
LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT
religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols
I actually feel sorry for Americas youth. This is your role model. My role model is my father. And I can spell whole words too.
broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth
I haven’t. Because if I’d raised Americas youth, my daughters would value themselves more than using banana as a phallic symbol for being a dick in her mouth. And if my daughter liked a dick in her mouth, she wouldn’t advertise it to the world. A freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets.
I’m feeling second-hand embarrassment for a 36-year-old man what even is this.